Tonight we’re drawing Miss President Taco. So there’s a chance of there being even more swears then normal. All the reason to stop by then just saying
Also there is most likely going to be repeats of songs oops
But then she remembers that she has really cool friends who can make her day with the tiniest thing.
Not a care in the world afterwards.
WELL LOOK AT THIS CUTE HAPPY LITTLE SHRIMP
KEEP THOSE JEANS ALIVE
Everybody knows the pain of shopping for a decent pair of jeans, and the even greater pain of losing a really good pair to a hole in the crotch. Sewing torn denim back together is not a thing that nature intended, because the world is a dark, cruel place.
But I wasn’t gonna stand for that! I’m playing God, I thought. I’m fixing these jeans, and the laws of nature can go fuck themselves. And then it worked. Here’s how to do it:
- Buy some Shoe Goo from your local CVS or something. It’s pretty cheap and you can glue basically anything with it. I glue the soles of my shoes back on with this stuff.
- Sacrifice some mistake jeans to make a patch, and glue that patch to the inside of your jeans. Glue it down real good. Do this in a well-ventilated area because Shoe Goo is toxic stuff until it dries.
- Let it cure for 24 hours, and then put your jeans back on and flip God the bird, because you have just performed a miracle. You have saved your favorite jeans from certain garbage-canning.
One tube of glue is enough to save a lot of jeans, plus some shoes on the side. The patch holds up pretty well in the washer/dryer, and is only a little stiffer than two layers of denim would be anyway. Boom.
i threw out a pair of jeans that had worn through right on the butt and to this day i’m still sad
AMAGAD OARFISH WHAT
Incase you didn’t know oarfish are very long deep sea fish that rarely if ever come to shallow water; if they do it’s usually because they’re about to kick the bucket.
kinda sad that they only are seen when they’re dying though.
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
SHUT UP YOU BUTT YOU DO DESERVE NICE COMMENTS DO I NEED TO GIVE YOU EVEN MORE? CUZ I WILL AND I WONT HOLD BACK
If you’re reading this, you’re more beautiful than all of these.